AntipodeanSF Issue 309

By Edwina Harvey

“You’ve got some more requests,” her husband told her, ten slips of mismatched paper arranged fan-like in his hand.

“Oh, really?” She sounded peeved, put-upon, as middle-aged ladies often do, even though she was already seated at her antique writing desk. “I thought I’d retired from all that sort of thing when…you know…”

“Oh, come on Cabbage! It shows you’re still popular!” He picked a path through a lifetime of corgis to hand her the latest requests.

“As if I have the time for this sort of thing…” she muttered even as she produced her personal monogrammed writing paper in a flourish.

He’d tried explaining to her how time wasn’t linear, but having spent a long career where her days were organised down to the minute she still found it hard to grasp that notion.

Einstein had explained it to him when they’d played polo. Perhaps they could invite Einstein around for tea and let him describe the matter to her? Though in her dotage now, her mind was still razor sharp. 

He looked over her shoulder as she started to write:  “To  …” It always amazed him how she knew who to address the letter to without consulting his notes. Almost like Santa Claus.

“I am writing to congratulate you on the auspicious occasion of your 100th — “

His hand flew across her left shoulder, his finger stopping her fountain pen on the page.

“Heavenly” he reminded her.

“Heavenly” she wrote on dutifully, glad of his intrusion. With decades of practice she’d grown so accustomed to writing it the usual way that it was hard to adapt to the simplest change in script. “Birthday. With best wishes,” And another flourish as she signed with her usual moniker. 

At least they’d dispensed with the photo as no one could agree what age she should be depicted at.

The tenth request dispatched, she was in a much better demeanour, a girlish smile playing around the corners of her lips. She was still sought-after, useful, respected.

“How long before I turn 100, Phillip?” she asked him.

He shrugged dramatically, looking at the young woman he’d married in her twenties. “Time isn’t linear. Especially not here.”

“Let’s go for a ride. Balmoral or Windsor, do you think?”

“You decide,” he indulged her. She may not have grasped the notion of non-linear time, but being able to move from one destination to another at a whim she’d readily adapted to.

“Balmoral, I think. Tell the groom to saddle the ponies, will you?”

“He already has.”

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About the Author

ed-harveyEdwina Harvey is a writer and editor, specialising in speculative fiction.

Her urban fantasy flash fiction, 'Party' appeared in AntiSF Issue 1 and went on to take its place in her urban-fantasy novel, "The Back of the Back of Beyond" published by Peggy Bright Books.


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